Sunday, November 11, 2007

my dream

I wanted to mention that I was having these dreams of my home being
raided by 20 or so field ops vehicles. They pull up in front of my
building and 40 or so road supervisors/fare inspectors dressed in
yellow neon vests breaking down my door and giving me the warrant:

"ON BEHALF OF HOMELAND SECURITY WE ARE AUTHORIZED TO SIEZE YOUR
COMPUTER AND TAKE ALL VIDEO'S OF TRIMET BREAK ROOMS AS EVIDENCE OF
YOUR COMPLICITY IN TERRORIST ORGANIZATIONS."

Then they drag me off to the CENTER STREET DUNGEONS where I am
brutalized by FRED HANSON and CORNIELUS BOOKER until I break down and
admit that I am actually al-Qaida posing as a bus driver.

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